Rocker Noel Gallagher believes that Amy Winehouse will be dead soon, he claims in an interview with NME magazine.

The Manchester born singer/guitarist of Oasis – the mid-90s bad boys of rock and roll – said that he has a huge amount of songs left over from recording sessions for the bands new album ‘Dig Out Your Soul’  which he thinks that Amy, 25, would be perfect for.

However, he believes her rampant drug abuse will end her life prematurely, so he’s thinking about Duffy instead.

He told the magazine: “I’ve got a backlog of 30-odd songs just sitting there. I don’t know what the f**k I’m going to do with them all.

“Could I give them to someone else to sing? Well, there’s a few that sound like girls could sing them, but who?

“F**king Amy Winehouse? She’ll be dead before I write another one.”

The 41-year-old guitarist knows what its like to work with a drugged up maniac. His twin brother Liam was notorious back in the bands heyday for taking lots of drugs, alcohol, and lashing out at photographers.

Noel reckons Welsh singer Duffy would be a good match for some of his music.

He said: “That Duffy’s alright. I could imagine her singing a few of the tracks. But I might put them forward for a film, although I don’t want them to end up in any romantic comedies.”

‘Dig Out Your Soul’, which includes single ‘The Shock of the Lightning’, is released on October 6.

Posted: September 18th, 2008 under Amy Winehouse.
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Doctors fear Amy Winehouse could be brain damaged after a cannabis binge. Others say she’s just stupid by nature.

The Back to Black singer took part in a 36 hour cheech and chong-a-thon in July this year, where she vomited uncontrollably then hallucinated.

Medics warned she would die if she has another drug binge – which has the Sun newspaper worried due to loss of stories to print – and that if she took another fit, she would break her own bones.

A source close to the ‘star’ claimed the singer overdosed on a mixture of crystal meth, cocaine, heroin, ecstasy and ketamine (which is nonsense IMO, because mixing even two of these could likely be fatal) last August.

The source told Britain’s The Sun newspaper: “The future is bleak. Mitch does everything he can to protect his daughter - but his ‘explanation’ for Amy’s hospital dash in July was just untrue.

“She had smoked an inhuman amount of hash which resulted in acute cannabis poisoning. You have to take a s**tload of pot to suffer that severe a reaction.”

Her ‘friend’ added: “She is in need of years of psychiatry and medical treatment if she has a hope.”

Amy Winehouse. Please stop taking drugs…I’m fed up seeing your haggard face in the papers when I’m eating my breakfast in the morning.

Posted: September 1st, 2008 under Amy Winehouse.
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Amy Winehouse can?t help but destroy everything she gets close too, as an extremely worse for wear Sadie Frost staggered out of the ?Back to Black? singers house, after a short 90 minute party.

The fashion designer/actress entered Amy?s house at midnight on Monday looking glamorous with her on-off boyfriend Kristian Marr.

When she left Sadie, 43, looked a mess, with her dress undone and her underwear on display as she piled in to a taxi.

A source said: “The zip of her dress wasn’t done up properly and her jacket was tucked into the back of it. She was in a real state.

“Oddly, she left clutching a box full of junk, which had ‘make-up/skin care bits’ written on the top.

“When they came to leave, they couldn’t open the front door.

“Amy said she had lost the key after locking it, so there was a bit of a panic as they tried to work out how they were going to get out.”

Sadie is apparently Tee Total, but as thins proves when you go to the Winehouse, don?t expect to come off well.

The mother-of-four is a member of the infamous Primrose Hill set - which also includes supermodel Kate Moss, Rhys Ifans and British actress Davinia Taylor.

Posted: August 20th, 2008 under Amy Winehouse.
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Drugged up, walking haircut, Amy Winehouse has plans to damage the world?s ears once more by releasing the song she recorded with Mark Ronson for the new James Bond movie.

The song was not good enough for Bonds producers, who instead chose Alicia Keys and Jack White?s collaborations, for new film ?Quantum of Solace?.

Amy told the UK?s New! magazine: “I want to prove they have made a big mistake. I don’t think they could have waited a bit. If they want a worldwide hit, I have them all up here.

“I guess they are going for clean-cut and boring. When I do release mine - and I am tempted to do it on the same day - this would be the bigger hit. If they change their minds, I am waiting!”

Winehouse was the original pick for the movie, but her troubled past has finally caught up with her it would seem. Mark Ronson said of the track, ?she wasn?t ready to record music?.

He added: “It’s really disappointing, of course it is. But at the time Amy was going through some s**t, and now she’s doing great, so who cares if we missed the Bond boat.

“It’s fantastic to see her back on track again. We’re both gutted we missed out on 007, but there will be other great opportunities for us.”

Posted: August 12th, 2008 under Amy Winehouse.
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Walking disaster, Amy Winehouse has declared that she wants to bring children in to the world. Great.

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The ?troubled? (hate that term so much) singer insists that she and jailbird husband Blake Feilder-Civil, who earlier this week was banged up for 27 months (*snigger*) for GBH and perverting the course of justice, are ready to start a family. MTV?are on the phone already…

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*The Winehouses*

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She howled: “I love kids. To be honest, I think kids have got a lot more going on than adults. They’ve got their heads screwed on a lot better. Blake and I can’t wait to have kids. I want at least five kids, and I want twins.

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“Blake is going to be the most amazing dad. When Blake was about we talked about it all the time. We’d like to have identical twins. Blake had a dream that we had a girl who was dark like me. And then I had a dream that I had one older, like 18 months old, dark like me and identical twin babies. I want twins so I’ll keep going until we have them.”

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Amy also revealed she would be just as happy with Blake (who?s probably earning a living right now as some butch guys b#@ch) if she was just a housewife.

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She added to her OK! Magazine interview: “I really enjoy ironing. If I was a housewife with Blake we would like in Camden. Blake would work from home. He’s got all his cameras at home and his projector, and he would just live in his little editing room and edit his films. And I’d sing to him.”

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Spare me.

Posted: July 23rd, 2008 under Amy Winehouse.
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Amy Winehouse?s troubles continue today, with the news that her husband Blake Fielder-Civil (stupid name btw) has been sending filthy letters to a fellow inmate.

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My initial thoughts that he was chatting up a bloke in prison were dashed when it emerged that he has been letting off some steam with Melissa Goldstone ? another classy bird ? who is currently serving a two-and-a-half-year sentence for conspiracy to supply class-A drugs.

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Ooh Matron

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In one letter published by ? you guessed it ? The Sun newspaper, he wrote: “I’ll bend you all over the place, with my hand round your throat.” Before going on about how he would like to do naughty things to her in a toilet.

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He continued, “I squeeze your throat whilst your s****ing me and I ask you if you are a dirty b***h.” Crumbs!

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Mr Luva Luva sent her a dozen of the smut filled letters, claiming that he?d dumped drug addict Amy, because she had cheated on him twice with her manager?s aide Alex Haynes and US photographer Blake Wood.

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The letter read: “Me and Amy are always gonna be close but we’ve decided we’re better as friends. The fact is we’re in an open relationship (well I didn’t know we were til recently!!!) but I don’t want that. I just want a loyal sweet, staunch, sl***y girlfriend.”

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No No No

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Meanwhile, Amy has walked ? our possibly stumbled - out of hospital.

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The punchy singer stormed out of The London Clinic - where she was having treatment for scarring of the lungs - just days after being released to perform at Nelson Mandela’s birthday concert on Friday where ? quite rightly IMO ? she punched a fan for groping her and the Glastonbury festival on Saturday.

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One of her friends said: “We feared a taste of the outside would remind her what she’s missing and it would be hard to get her back into life at the clinic. That’s exactly what’s happened.”

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The ‘Rehab’ singer told dad Mitch she was ‘climbing the walls’ and if he didn’t get her out she would walk. A spokesman for Amy confirmed she had left the clinic and would be treated as an outpatient.

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Meanwhile: The world waits with baited breath to see how hard she punches Blake - god knows, he deserves it.

Posted: July 1st, 2008 under Amy Winehouse.
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Amy Winehouse ? the drug addled, beehive sporting singer ? is to be kept in hospital for a few weeks in another attempt to tear the junkie away from the drug habit that has had more attention this year than the moon landing did in 1969.

I?m fed up calling her the ‘troubled’ singer ? because in the dictionary her picture will be next to the word, due to every magazine in the world calling her that ? so I?ll just say the singer?s family want to do ?whatever it takes? to get Amy clean.

Winehouse has been at hospital since collapsing in her home on Monday and worried relatives are hoping this will be enough to shock the singer in to quitting drugs.

A source told The Sun newspaper: “She will be in there for a while if her family get their way.

“There is a feeling they can have a good attempt at sorting her out this time.”

Mitch Winehouse has been keeping a vigil at his daughter’s bedside - said yesterday: “Amy is doing fine. She is staying in as long as possible.”

Her spokesperson said: “She will stay for as long as they can find out what’s wrong with her. I don’t know what’s wrong with her and the doctors don’t seem to. There are various possibilities. It’s probably something to do with her ongoing treatment.

“She is staying there for the time being. They are still not quite sure what happened and the tests were inconclusive.”

The singer collapsed after a massive drugs overdose last summer and her health problems - including an irregular heartbeat - are believed to have stemmed from that.

Posted: June 19th, 2008 under Amy Winehouse.
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Generally boring songstress Leona Lewis has started what could turn in to a war of words with stick-thin mess Amy Winehouse. The Bleeding Love singer said that although she admired Amy?s singing talents she did not want to end up like her.

She claims she will avoid the pitfalls of fame and fortune (must suck when you?re a squillionaire?) by having the support of a strong family to keep her feet on the ground.

Leona, 23, said: “Amy is so talented. But a performer?s privacy is taken away. The media are always there.

“You can?t make your mistakes in private. I have the advantage of a great support structure.

“I get honest opinions from family and friends. They aren?t always telling me what I want to hear, but the truth helps keep my head straight.”

The singer was also proud to be likened to legendary diva?s Whitney Houston, 44 and Mariah Carey, 38.

Leona in her interview with a US magazine added: “It’s exceedingly gratifying because they?re so great.”

Posted: June 16th, 2008 under Amy Winehouse, Leona Lewis, Mariah Carey.
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Former Destiny?s Child singer and wife of rapper Jay-Z Beyonce Knowles has been tipped to beat stick-thin mess Amy Winehouse in the battle to record the new James bond theme song for Quantum of Solace.

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Music industry insiders claim that Beyonce, 26, is the film maker?s favourite after Winehouse, 24, started her, seemingly endless, downward spiral.

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Mark Ronson, Amy?s producer, pulled the plug on the recording session for the theme due to her erratic behaviour.

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He said: ?We did work on it but we never finished it. I don?t think it will happen unless by some miracle it gets recorded and someone sings vocals.

?I?m not sure Amy is ready to work on music yet.?

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The drug-addled walking hair-do Winehouse was pretty livid about his comments but they made up at the Ivor Novello awards, with Amy claiming, ?I?ve done loads of Bond songs I?m really happy with. I don?t know what the problem is.?

Her third album is on hold at the moment as her label wants her to clean up her act before they will release it. They are also holding her in her contract so she can?t make music for any other labels.

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The choice is up to the late Bond producer Cubby?s daughter, Barbara Broccoli. If she gives the go ahead to Beyonce then she will likely start writing with British songwriter Amanda Ghost ? who is currently writing songs for Beyonce?s next album, as well as Shakira?s new one.

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John Barry, 74 who was the former 007 musical mastermind is also rumoured to contribute for the first time in two decades.

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He orchestrated the Dr No music in 1962 and co-wrote mot of the themes for the first 25 years of the franchise.

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The new Bond film is released on October 31st.

Posted: May 27th, 2008 under Amy Winehouse, Beyonce.
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